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introduction
what the hell is ifnu v1.0beta??
and why i have to pay attention to it??
did i have to spent my precious time to use and interact with it??

    testimonial from user of ifnu v1.0beta, you can refer to ifnu’s friendster account to read abbout what people say abbout ifnu’s previous version.

module installed
    dewasa v1.0beta
    bangun pagi v0.0.1
    tepat waktu v0.1
    mandi 2 kali sehari v0.1
    hemat v1.0
    prioritas v1.0
    rendah hati v1.0
    simpatik v0.0.1
    sabar v0.9.5

module dropped
    buaya v9.0
    gombal v5.0
    nglamun v15.0
    molor v5.0
    males v7.0
    jam karet v5.0
    mr. Deadline v5.0
    begadang v10.0
    jarang mandi v7.0
    ngomong nggak difilter v3.0

known bugs
    you can report bugs that you find in this version to ifanka2@yahoo.com. You also can report the symptoms of  dropped-module to the developer. ifnu v1.0 beta is not a stable version, so sometime it make your system crash, and if it happen just restart the system klik to start menu->setting -> control panel -> add/remove program-> remoove ifnu v1.0 beta, hopefully your system will back to normal again.

CVS, concurent version system

ifnu v0.0.1, before the birth
    Released abbout 22 years ago, right after Allah give a pure soul to 7 month-innocent fetus inside my mom’s uterus. The fetus had very limited module installed inside, one of the most famous module was the ultimate version of “nendang-nendang rahim v10.0”, beside that fascinating module, ifnu v0.0.1 had some seriuos bug like "pengin lahir prematur" and a minor symptom of “kekurangan berat badan“. The development of this version was fully handed to my mom. She took care of all my need. From the development point of view, this version was very successful. Ifnu v0.0.1 developed into a very healthy and complete infant without any concern or serious problem on the process of his birth. The final moment of this version was the birth of the baby,  which took a place in a very quite birthclinic not far from my house. The midwife who lead the birth process was mrs sunaryo, a very polite-gentle woman.
    There was a problem on the birth process, even this problem actually not came from my mom, or from me. The problem was there were two patient which on the birth process at the same time, whereas there was only one midwife in that birthclicic. So mrs sunarso had two commute frequently from my mom’s room to another room to make sure that everityng went normal. But there was an awkward moment which lead to ridiculous property of ifnu v0.0.1. When my head just abbout to came out from my mothers vagina, the another patient scream very loud, so the midwife ordered my mom to “jepit kepalanya sebentar ya!!”, this error made the next version of ifnu inherit “kepala penyok” and “bathok nonong” property.

Ifnu v0.1, infant
    this baby is the first baby in my mothers big family which is consist of 2 sibling, my mom and my uncle. My uncle got merried before my mom, but by the time i was born, my uncle still didn’t had any child. So it was interesting moment when this three couple, my father and mother , my uncle and aunt, and my grandfather and grand mother, race to get me on their bed at the night, it’s like a series of baby-kidnapping among this three couple. At the first usually i get sleep on my mom’s bed, then my grand mother kidnap her first grandchild to her bad, and at the dawn sometimes my aunt brought me to her room. All this couple race to get my attention, as i was the first baby among this long-waiting-baby family.
    With this tremendous excessive of love, the new baby growt to a very nasty-naughty-stubborn-”jin-kadut-like” baby, he invent some ultimate modul to get attention from his mother such as “lempar apa aja v10.0 final release”, “nyiram tungku masak pake air v3.1.5 ” or “nyiram wajan+panci pake minyak tanah v2.3”. The last two modul was used by this “jin-kadut-like” baby to stop his mom from cooking, he felt that cooking is a wasting time, and during cooking process his mom will leave him with his boring toy. So he decide to stop her from cooking activity and made her pay more attantion to him. What a briliant and jenius baby i was (devil mode on!).
    At this time, my father worked very hard for our family. At this level of marriege my mother and father still didn’t had enough financial support to by a permanent house, so we stayed at my grandfather’s house along with my uncle and aunt. He worked as a quite successful house-hold salesman with pay-in-installment payment scenario. this is a full-day kind of job, so he leave the house at the dawn and arrived very late in the night. So I ,actually, never met with my father, this circumstance made me consider my father as a stanger and I develop a very handy father-stuff-remover, this tool will trigger my ultimate “lempar apa aja v10.0 final release” module if my father give me something. For example at night usually I waked up as I got thirsty, sometimes my father brought me my beloved milk-bottle with a thick milk inside, but as I explained before, it trigger my ultimate “lempar apa aja v10.0 final release” module, and gave error messege “cucu mamah….” wich mean a didn’t want milk made by my father. So now you understood what a lovable baby i was.

ifnu v0.2, kindergarden
    The bigest change of this version not happen to ifnu it self, but more to his development environtment. His former developer, his mom and dad, was faced by serious financial problem after built our house, its lead to their departure abroad for 5 years. So they handed ifnu’s development to his grandmother and grandfather. As his new and old developer came from a very defferent era, they have their own development philosophy. His new developer emphasis to the self-reliant aspect, which is something that ifnu really didn’t understand. His former developer take care almost all of his need, from get up in the morning till get to sleep in the night. Ifnu experinces all this brand new environtment with very emotional, he become more sensitive and really easy to get berserk, for example he kick and smack the back door till it broken, when he find that his developer not at home (it’s logic, at 9 in the morning, my grandmother and grandfather go to rice field). but his new developer was very patient and knowledgable to ifnu’s new bug,”very emotional”. As it’s a very common symptom for  a kid who lost his precious attention from his parent to act very odd and emotional.

ifnu v0.3, elementary school
    first release of this version was ifnu v.0.3.1
    theres nothing essencial in this version, ifnu v0.3 develop in to quiter person as he become older. Some big event occur 

ifnu v0.4, smp
    this version was really make it’s mark on the market, the broad of the school appreciate ifnu v0.4 with precious role, which is “ketua osis SMPN 1 Genteng”

ifnu v0.5, smu
ifnu v0.6, tpb
ifnu v0.7, tingkat 2
ifnu v0.8, tingkat 3
ifnu v0.9, tingkat 4
ifnu v0.9.5, masa-masa pkl

future works
    at march, 15 2003 I will launch ifnu v1.0 full reatail version, with fascinating additional module which are:
    mandiri v1.0
    dewasa v1.0 stable
    siap nikah v1.0
    programmer professional v1.0
    pandai bersyukur v1.0
    sabar v1.0

hopefully i can add my dream module, pejuang keadilan v1.0

to be continued… i ran out idea

semester ini terasa seperti kawah candra dimuka.. tugas menggunung, project seabrek-abrek dan PS yang galak arggghhhhh.h….

seminggu yang lalu ada project untuk  membuat websites reservasi pesawat terbang, pekerjaan yang lumayan sulit, menyita banyak waktu dan tenaga. hari-hari terasa sangat panjang dan melelahkan.  tidur nyenyak menjadi barang yang langka. dalam waktu-waktu itu aku beberapa kali berniat menyerah saja, tugas ini biarlah ndak usah susah-susah dikerjakan, yang sederhana saja dan ndak usah 100% memenuhi requirement dari dosen. tapi sebagian dari diriku bersaha menolaknya, ada secuil perasaanku merasa tertantang untuk menyelesaikan tugas ini, walaupun kepala sudah pening, mata berkunang2, punggung sakit semua dan pantat yang dah ndak kerasa lagi, karena terlalu lama duduk di depan komputer. kemudian apa yang bisa aku harapkan dari kerja keras ini? pujian waktu presentasi?, nilai A?,  yang pasti aku menikmati prosesnya. malam2 kurang tidur, kepala pening liat monitor, punggung sakit, pantat bebal..

huah.. mungkin ini adalah pertanyaan yang paling sulit aku jawab dengan pemahamanku sendiri sampai kapanpun,  dan kemungkinan besar tetap akan menjadi pertanyaan yang nggak akan terjawab sampai kapanpun, dan memang aku nggak pernah bisa mengerti apa isi kepala cewek sepenuhnya.

pertanyaan ini juga bisa sedikit dimodifikasi sedikit, namun masih mengandung esensi yang sama, "apa yang membuat cewek menolak kita??".  Dalam hal-hal seperti ini cowok benar-benar dalam posisi yang sangat tidak nyaman dan dirugikan, aku pernah dengar, langsung dari orangnya, dia nolak cowok dengan mengatakan "Maaf gue gak napsu!!!" gubraaakk… ini sih namanya sarkasme, padahal cewek nih ngaku blom terlalu mengenal baik dengan cowok ini, yah minimal kan pertimbangkan dulu dan kenali dulu, ajak kenalan nah trus kalau sudah cukup kenal ya kasih jawaban dengan sedikit sopan lah, walaupun intinya sama, penolakan…

kembali lagi ke pertanyaan utama "apa yang membuat cewek menerima kita?", apakah karena cewek ini cinta ma kita? hmm… ini alasan yang cukup kuat dan jika alasan ini yang mereka pakai ya aku nggak bisa lagi menanyakan hal ini, karena alasan cinta sudah cukup menjawab pertanyaan ini, jadi mari sedikit kita kesampingkan jawaban "cinta". misalnya nih pada awalnya rasa itu belum ada, apa sih yang membuat mereka mau menerima kita padahal rasa itu belum ada? apakah kita secara logis memenuhi syarat mereka dan mereka mencoba mencintai kita? ataukah dimata mereka kita "cukup" baik buat mereka? ataukah kita dirasa "cukup" menguntungkan buat mereka?? atau cuman buat ngisi waktu luang aja?

banyak kisah-kisah yang nggak kepikir nalar tentang bagaimana cewek menerima cowok, dan semuanya itu seperti tidak masuk akal, dan aku semakin sadar perasaan memang sesuatu yang completely terpisah dari logika dan nalar, terutama buat cewek.

Beberapa waktu lalu aku baca novel jomblo karya Aditya Putra. Banyak hal yang sangat baru buatku misalnya budaya mahasiswa di bandung (terlepas dari bener nggak apa yang disampaikan aditya mulya) dan tentunya pergelutan batin 4 pemuda jomblo. Dalam novel jomblo digambarkan banget kalo jomblo tuh seperti kutukan dan sesuatu keadaan yang harus segera di rubah, penjelasan dan gambaran di novel itu begitu gamblang dan terus terang aku mulai menelaah sebuah nilai baru : "jomblo itu kutukan dan hina", Huah.. pemahaman baru ini membuatku berfikir ulang tentang keadaan diriku sekarang, terutama bagaimana aku harus bersikap menentukan statusku, apakah aku terimasuk jomblo hina? hahahha ataukah jojoba? atau hanya ngaku-ngaku jomblo juga…

namun secara pribadi aku lebih memandang kejombloan sebagai kebebasan yang seharusnya tidak di anggap sebagai sesuatu yang hina. bayangkan misalkan qt punya pacar dan harus selalu bersama-sama, nganter pulang, nonton bareng dst.. dst.. wah banyak sekali waktu yang harus dihabiskan bersama, apa lagi kalo ce-nya manja banget *sigh*.  Dan apa yang didapat : kebahagiaan yang semu dan hanya meninggalkan kenangan saja. Nah kalau qt jomblo, liat sisi baiknya, qt dapat habiskan waktu dengan belajar dan berkarya, dan apa yang didapat: pengetahuan baru, ilmu baru, pahala, dan sesuatu yang meninggalkan manfaat (bukan kenangan  atau nostalgia).

this blog is just a copy my anothe blog in ifnu.blogthing.com, but in this blog i will only post funny thinks, so if you wanna read the original version youmay go to the URL that I mentions above!!! just enjoy this blog i dont have any inttention to offend anyone in this blog, so if you feel that i made some statement that you un comfort, feel free to send me message, i’ll respond it positively!!